A Quick Guide to Gettin Grizzly

One of my biggest hobbies as most people know, is gettin grizzly. For those people who are unfamiliar with the term, search grizzly nation on youtube and prepare to be educated in a crash course on gettin grizzly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZPKrVxixg

The following list is a compilation of certain places, meals etc that will help you plan your next grizzly adventure. Note that this list is very incomplete. There are millions of places and meals that I have not tried or heard of. This list is almost like a beginners guide to grizzly eating.

1. White Rose (See top)- You cannot be considered a true grizzly person without a meal from White Rose. What helps this place to be known as a cathedral for grizzly eating is its 24 hour service. Whether you are going for hamburgers or a breakfast sandwich, you really can't go wrong.

Recommended Grizzly Order: Double Cali with Cheese, Well Done Fries and a Soda

2. Fuddruckers- One of the best burger places out there. Fudds features different sizes for their burgers and most of the time you can order a 1/3 burger and be content. However to be considered a true grizzly eater, one must tackle the 1 pound burger at least once. It is one of those things in life that you feel better about yourself after completing. Bonus points at Fudds for paying before you order and not having to clean up after yourself. The last thing you want to do after eating a pounder is to have to wait for your check or throw your stuff away. Quicker time to a toilet.

Recommended Grizzly Order: One Pound Bacon Cheese Burger with the works, Chili Cheese Fries and a Fountain Drink.

(Notable Pukers: Tom Monte unable to get down last bite, unloads in burger basket. Dan Bell one bite away from polishing off his SECOND one pounder when he releases both burgers back into the world all over the table. He then proceeded to walk away like nothing happened. True Legend.)

3. Rutgers Greese Trucks- Another place that is a must for grizzly eaters. It's claim to fame is the Fat Darryl, ranked number 1 in Maxim as the best sandwich in America, Chicken Fingers, Mozz. Sticks and French Fries on a Roll. Really you can't go wrong with what you order. The range of sandwich choices just means that you can't go once. A Special Feature of the Greese Trucks is being able to create your own sandwich. But they don't just let any geek off the street create one. If one so dares, 5 fat subs must be consumed in 1 hour. Surprisingly, it has been done.

Recommended Grizzly Order: Any Fat Sub (No Veggies) and a Drink.

4. Chipotle- In terms of Mexican food for a chain, Chipotle is hard to beat. I went last Sunday and had to wait almost 20 minutes in line to order. What Chipotle does best: Burritos. There is nothing like downing one of these bad boys in 3 minutes and feeling like you just nutted. With 5 choices of meat, every order is a winner.

Recommended Grizzly Order: Burrito with Barbacoa, Black Beans, Rice, Hot Sauce, Corn, Cheese, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Lettuce and a small drink(free refills).

5. Combination Fast Food Joints- Why choose one fast food place when you can choose two. These gems are harder to find but are true jackpots for grizzly eaters. Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo places are also good but I think the KFC/Taco Bell is slightly more grizzly. No matter what, a person's order must consist of an item from each establishment.

Recommended Order: $10+ worth of food. Order must reach double digits but the combinations are endless. A KFC Famous Bowl and a Steak Quesadilla should be included.

Let me know what you think. What other places are a must?