Wednesday, February 9, 2011

New Blog Hype

The launch is near. According to sources, the most legendary blog is about to grace this fucking Earth either today or tomorrow. You want to actually read something worth your time, well you better check out "From The Mouths of Legends." Are you as excited as I am? You fucking better be. This is a once in a lifetime event. If you thought I was clever, which i'm not, you need to check out these guys. Your opinions are meaningless, their opinions should be taught in grad schools.

What can you expect from this new blog. Epic-ness of legendary proportions? You're god damn right. Prepare to have your feeble mind blown to bits. Like he said, even this blog will be more legendary than Betchtits. Drink from their cup of knowledge and inhale their fumes of superiority.

Their commentary will provide you with the insight you need to survive this world. Some other quotes from what people are saying.

"I stopped going to the Snar to read this blog" - Tyler Gagnon

"Whats a blog" - Ian Hall

"This shit is gonna be bigger than my twitter account" - Brian Sperling

"You wont" - Alex Vouga

"Shotty kills on that blog." -Jake Rainwater

"My penis is huge." -Cory Palmer

"Its not Johnskies" -Jack Colicchio

"EEEEEEEEEEEE" - Nate Grefe

"I quit playing frisbee to read this blog." - Bartlett Jackson

Anyway, expect "From the Mouths of Legends" to be up soon. Bookmark that shit. Tell your friends, grow a sack, chug a beer and write a blog.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

2011 Music

2011 has the potential to be one of the biggest years in music since...well I really don't know. 2010 was very solid but not spectacular. At least for me, Kanye West, Arcade Fire, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Beach House, Jack Johnson and Vampire Weekend all delivered this past year. Ill mention now that Spoon's early 2010 release Transference was a big disappointment but maybe because I hold them to such a high standard.

For 2011, several of my favorite musical artists that have either confirmed or are expected to be releasing a new album.

TV On the Radio - Got the news from Eddie Small via facebook post yesterday. Nine Types of Light expected to be released in the Spring has all the hype that would follow one of the most unique sounds in music and a group that has gotten better with each album.

Blink 182 - Another album expected to hit this Spring. How can you not be a Blink fan. it will be their first album in 8 years and their first since they got the band back together.

Red Hot Chili Peppers - The head shot, for me anyway. Their previous 3 albums have been nothing short of spectactular and waiting 5 years for another is just too long. The down side is John Frusciante leaving the band so the sound will definitely be different. None the less, the hype will be there.

The Strokes - This album has been rumored for some time and popular opinion was that it would be coming out in 2010. It has been confirmed that Angels, their 4th album will be dropping March 22. The question is, will this be a return to their first two masterpieces or a further deviation from their disappointing 3rd album First Impressions Of Earth.

Radiohead - Always there are rumors with Radiohead but its been 4 years since In Rainbows. Nothing sets the music word abuzz than hearing a rumor that Radiohead is releasing an album. Well there is a good chance that we could be seeing them in 2011.

No Doubt - Another band that is back together. Gwen is back with the band that hasn't released an album since the beginning of the last decade. Still waiting for a release date but no doubt it will be in 2011.

Coldplay - 4 great albums in the last decade. Their 5th album should be just as good as their last one and another reason why 2011 is great for music.

Dr. Dre - I should stop getting excited. Haven't we been waiting for this album for like 10 years. But rumors are that this will be the year and with the single Kush already out, it looks like this might actually happen.

More to come.