The launch is near. According to sources, the most legendary blog is about to grace this fucking Earth either today or tomorrow. You want to actually read something worth your time, well you better check out "From The Mouths of Legends." Are you as excited as I am? You fucking better be. This is a once in a lifetime event. If you thought I was clever, which i'm not, you need to check out these guys. Your opinions are meaningless, their opinions should be taught in grad schools.
What can you expect from this new blog. Epic-ness of legendary proportions? You're god damn right. Prepare to have your feeble mind blown to bits. Like he said, even this blog will be more legendary than Betchtits. Drink from their cup of knowledge and inhale their fumes of superiority.
Their commentary will provide you with the insight you need to survive this world. Some other quotes from what people are saying.
"I stopped going to the Snar to read this blog" - Tyler Gagnon
"Whats a blog" - Ian Hall
"This shit is gonna be bigger than my twitter account" - Brian Sperling
"You wont" - Alex Vouga
"Shotty kills on that blog." -Jake Rainwater
"My penis is huge." -Cory Palmer
"Its not Johnskies" -Jack Colicchio
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" - Nate Grefe
"I quit playing frisbee to read this blog." - Bartlett Jackson
Anyway, expect "From the Mouths of Legends" to be up soon. Bookmark that shit. Tell your friends, grow a sack, chug a beer and write a blog.
4 years ago
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