by Terri
with contributions from Jay and Jake
Many people hate January. There is a gigantic let down from the holidays. Everyone I know has experienced terrible break ups in this dreaded month. You hate yourself for every piece of food you consumed from Thanksgiving to New Years Day. And it is cold, wet, and gray. HOWEVER here are 10 reasons that January is not the worst.
with contributions from Jay and Jake
Many people hate January. There is a gigantic let down from the holidays. Everyone I know has experienced terrible break ups in this dreaded month. You hate yourself for every piece of food you consumed from Thanksgiving to New Years Day. And it is cold, wet, and gray. HOWEVER here are 10 reasons that January is not the worst.
1) Detox
You
are finally done with the holidays. From mid-November until New Year’s
Day you are consumed with plans, food, family, and friends. Where will I
be for this holiday? Who will I be with? What will I wear NYE? I
shouldn’t eat that tenth dessert that someone brought into the office
but damn it, it is the holidays. You can finally have some down time,
not over eat, and not have to be with a million people. And because it
is cold you can be inside, alone or with the company you choose, and sit
on the couch and be happy.
2) Resolutions
I
personally do not like resolutions. Why should I make a resolution just
because it is January 1? BUT if you are a resolution person, odds are
this is the one month you do it. You go to the gym every day, do not
bite your nails, and not go through a six-pack each night. January is
the time to pat yourself on the back because you fulfill your
resolutions and who doesn’t like to feel good about themselves?
3) Movies
This
is a GREAT time for movies. It is pre-awards so supposedly good movies
are out. It is after the horror movies of October, the Holiday movies of
December, but before the Romantic Comedies of February. What is better
than to get a heavy dinner and see a movie in January?
4) NFL Playoffs
NFL
playoffs are great (true they are better if your team is in but I would
argue still fun)! One game to determine the fate. A whole week to talk
to death about it. Great thing to put money on. The NFL playoffs are fun
for all! If you don’t have a team, pick a team and enjoy!
5) Bill Simmons and Cousin Sal’s B.S. Report Playoff Podcast
This
is by far one of my favorite sporting media events of the year. Simmons and
Cousin Sal are usually entertaining but each year this podcast is a
riot. Especially if the Cowboys make the playoffs this year, this
podcast is a great way to spend a drive on a cold, gray day.
6) Great Sales
Sure,
there are great, amazing sales before the holidays; however no company
wants to completely flop the first month of the year! So if you look
hard there are great sales to use your holiday gift card on. I love
getting new things, and these sales are a great pick me up in January.
7) Kardashians
If
you do not watch the Kardashians you are not a true American! The
Kardashians come back with “Kourtney and Kim Take Miami” in
mid-January! This means that there will be reruns until mid-January when
the show comes out – E! will be consumed by Kardashians in January. And
additionally Kanye is dating Kim – and he is on the show!
8) Winter League
No
Frisbee since November plus holiday food makes you a tubbo! January is
the perfect time for Frisbee to enter your life again and run around!
9) MLK’s Birthday
After
a month and a half of off and on vacation and slow days in the office,
MLK Day is a blessing. It comes at a time when you feel like you cannot
work another day in a row ever again. Also MLK is a legend and watching
or listening to his speech gives any one the drive to do something
productive.
10) Snow
Finally,
the most important is snow! It is pretty, it makes the cold worth it,
and it is the perfect excuse to not go to Winter League, do your
resolution, or go to the movies. Instead stay home! Online shop and find
some great sales, watch the Kardashians, listen to the B.S. Report,
socially detox, or just look out the window with a strong drink in your
hand.
Cheers to January, don’t even get me started why February is the worst!
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