London Poetry(Election) Night

I came a rookie but left a champ
Dreams fulfilled and passport stamped
Educated to the fullest by you all
So here's my shout out before the Fall
To my British girls Libby and Jo
I'll miss you more than you know
The English gents, Mike, Sam, Jack and Ash
Hilarious and awesome, Football legends and seekers of gash
So before I go and sink my last cup
I swear this whole trip, I couldn't make up
So I dedicate to you all, my poem
To always remind you that London, my second home.
-Jake


Ode to Dream Team by Joanna Wakeling

Balls flying willy nilly
Everyone shouting, screaming silly
Elizabeth Griffin, another shot
Rainwater Jake, getting hot

Pooley House flat four six
Only the best for pre drinks
Now were hooked on this game
Go America! You've brought us fame
-J Wakeling
6.5.10


I love Coldplay
I love Muse
I love Aqua
I love Britney Spears
I love the Beatles
I love Sum 41
I love frankmusik
Fuck you! I'm a classical musician

I can't write poems - seriously
Poetry never came naturally to me
But I think you know what I'm about to say
For ruining my life with pong. You'll pay
You get us chocolate then scorned us for it
Yelled when we had the ball "that you'll hit!"
But seriously, I hate you have to leave
I mean it - I am truly peeved
So when you're flying back
Good memories, I hope you wont lack
We've loved you so
We know that it shows.
P.S. Paul is playing country music, It's shit.
-Libby

Haiku's by Randoms

Hold balls, Down the line
Heating up and rack that shit
Bring it BACK. That's GAME!


I love playing pong
It makes me very happy
In truth I love men


I am a nobed
Handlebar mustache gay lord
My name is Michael


Mile End Station
A central line train arrives
Disembark. You're home


I love British girls
They are super fun and great
Probs better at pong (better shag too)


Ponging symbiotically
A collaborative collective
Hill dog wears a turtle neck
I like Beck
There is some Strongbow and some and some Kronenbourg
Done! I like men as well
It's swell
-Jennie


Minutes of late night hallway conversation

Sarah Palin is Chris' gurl
Jennie does want to vote for Obama
McCain is retarded
Palin is the bane of Jennie's existence
He lost because of Barack Obama
Chris just giggled like a girl
Jake said "she hates me."
Corey would that fucking whore
You don't know what you're talking about
I just don't like God
And Chris hates politics, to which Jake agrees
Ronnie was the one
It's the decent thing to do
Fucking bullshit
Democrat Democrat Democrat
-Jo Wakeling