And we are still waiting for the day when Miseno's will accept Dickinson ID's so we dont have to spend our valuable Natty money there. So if you cant bring yourself to go to the caf when your entree choices are Thai Chicken Sticks w/Mango Chili BBQ Sauce or Baked White Vegetable Lasagna....try these three grizzly meals. While they may cost you a lot of flex points, its not like you ever run out of them (unless you are a Snar Legend like Tyler Gagnon.)1. The Rainwater Special - A Spicy Roll (6.75) and Student Meal Deal of 2 White Slices and a Coke (4.00) at the Quarry.
Who would of thought that the combination of pizza and sushi could be so fucking good. Yes there is nothing better then waking up at 2pm after a night of 21 cup and wall punching then stumbling to the Quarry after you have already slept through your 1:30 class. While I hated on Durden for bringing sushi to campus, I must say it was one of the best decisions that has been made at my time at Dickinson. I have tried all the sushi and the spicy roll is definitely the best. And if you are getting pizza from the quarry, it better be white. Also make sure to get that meal deal. I have seen too many rookies get two slices and forget to get the drink. What is this amateur hour? I swear I have seen upper class-men pull this rookie move. And of course...always remember to ask for extra soy sauce. The Quarry workers will be happy to give you more.
Bonus Quarry Tip: Never order a large coffee. Order the small and just take a larger cup when you make your coffee. You will never get caught, even if the place is empty.
Also if you are in a rush to get to class and the line is out the door with people ordering specialty shit drinks, just walk to the cups, make your coffee and leave. There is a little more risk with just taking the coffee and leaving but it has never failed for me. Just remember, only do this when it is really crowded.
2. The Grizzly Snar Special - Chicken Parm (4.75) Turkey Club (4.50) and French Fries (0.90)
NOTE: Chicken Pita Melt (Vagina Melt 3.50) can be substituted for the Chicken Parm.
It brought a smile to my face when I heard they brought back the club sandwiches to the Snar. One of the most underrated meals at Dickinson. Not only declicous but healthy. A little on the pricey side but when you are this hungry who the fuck cares. While you might get a better Parm from Miseno's, the ones from the Snar are surprisingly very good. If you are not a Chicken Parm fan, you cant go wrong with a Vagina Melt. Nate Grefe taught me this after it was realized that 90 percent of the females that go to the Snar will order this menu item. I swear, next time you go just pay attention. Before I graduate, I promised that I would order it by its correct name (I just need to make sure that a male is operating the grill. But how funny would it be if I said "can I get a vagina melt" and he just started making me a chicken pita melt. ) Anyway, this is one of the most filling meals you can get at Dickinson.
Snar Tip: It is a lot harder to steal from the Snar than the Quarry. You might think you can get away with an egg on that sandwich or bacon and not tell the lady but you have a good chance to get caught and that shit is embarrassing. The easiest snag is the water when you first enter.
And while they like to be stingy on drinks, if you are thirsty, make sure to get your drink first and just down it while you are in line ordering. You can keep refilling it while you are there.
3. The Nate Grefe Devil's Den Theft Special - Pack of Red Bulls (Free), Snacks (How ballsy are you)
While this isn't really a meal, it still is very valuable. By far the easiest place to steal food on campus is the Devil's Den. Especially when there is only one worker and it is someone you know (Kali) If you are gonna steal the pack of red bulls, you will need a backpack. Single's can be stuck into pockets. While I may pride myself on my skills, there is no one better than Nate Grefe at stealing red bulls. He once came back with 3 packs of red bulls. That would cost over 20 dollars but it was free. That was like me once stealing 13 cokes from Grab n Go when they still had cans. Or the one time, Jack, Nate and I stole 29 coke cans from Grab n Go with a serious team effort.
The Devil's Den is great for that break during your 3 hour class or late night essay breaks. Suggested snacks include bag of popcorn, sun chips and fruit snacks.
Enjoy!
Side note (I do not endorse stealing, that shit is wrong. But when you are hungry and trying to get grizzly....anything goes. And as long as you are stealing from Dickinson and not someone else, its cool. I mean come on, I am paying over 50 thousand to go there, im not paying the 2.20 for a red bull...fuck that)
